Vague-blogging

“Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised or a little mistaken.” – Jane Austen, Emma I don’t know what the point is anymore, but I’m going to continue vague-blogging as if my whole persona hasn’t blown up. Maybe I want to hide behind this mask a …

Mr. Poop Crack

*shudder* I’m not sure I can even go into detail about this, so I’m gonna write this as if I’m delivering a Public Service Announcement. Attention men of the Tri-State area It has come to my attention your health standards have hit an all-time low. While it goes without saying, these rules must be adhered to effective immediately: Wipe your …

Mr. Magic Tongue

While I suppose I don’t need to be so clandestine with my writing, using nicknames make me feel like I’m in a Bond movie! So. An update. My Tinder dating has slowed significantly because I’ve entered into my first friends-with-benefits relationship. It’s not that I have to stop dating, but Mr. Magic Tongue (as he will be known forever) has …

Ho. Ly. Crapballs.

Check this out!!! Chronicles of a Serial Dater is an honest look at what it’s really like for women to date in the age of Tinder. Long forgotten are the days of courtship, of wooing, of waiting to learn each other’s last name before exchanging bodily fluids or discussing our deepest, darkest kinks. Yeah, okay, if you want to go …

Warning! Mommy issues

Uh-oh. Glad you noped the hell out of there!! Had had a couple of dates with dan(not real name) and this time was going to stay over. Got back to his place. Not! Discovered he lived with his mum!! He had bought his own place just along the road and was doing it up. (Looked pretty good to me. Discovered …

What is it about that site?

Apparently short men who don’t own their height are only on Match. Consider yourself warned! Met the person on match, we talked back and forth through email for about 1 week and finally traded numbers. Continued to text for another few days and then we finally spoke on the phone and arranged for a date that coming Friday. We met …